AKA This is all you get because I'm so far behind my schedule it's not even funny.
I have that line from Good Charlotte's 'Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous' in my head: I think they'd stumble and they'd fall / They would fall.
I don't want to fall.
This one has been doing the rounds. It is very funny, whether you're the "mom" or the one who has to hear it everyday!