Let's kill a lot of trees

Lady at the MVR: Is it registered in joint names?

Me: Yes.

Lady at the MVR: You'll need to provide proof of SA address for both people.

Me: The other person doesn't live here.

Lady at the MVR: So you want it just in your name. If you want to change any details you'll need an inspection.

Me: I'd like to keep it in both [so I don't have to get an inspection].

Lady at the MVR: Ok, just bring in proof of SA address for both of you.

Me: Ok, guess I'll just go get an inspection then.

***

Other customer chick at the inspection place: ~plays with her phone. beep. beep-beep. beep. beep-beep.~

Me and a bunch of blokes also waiting in this tiny little room: ~exchange glanes because honestly.~

Me: Excuse me? Could you possibly turn the sound off?
Her: I'm not playing anything ~shows me her phone so I can see that indeed her phone is making all these annoying noises without her 'playing' anything at all.

Me: Um, ok [crazy lady] [shut your phone up mkay thanks].

***

Different Lady at the MVR: Ok, have you got the forms for that?

Me: Here's the registration one, and the license one, and the inspection one, and the current registration, and the proof of address, and my current license.

Her: Right. You just need to fill out this form for me.

Me: Sure [are you fucking kidding me?].

Later...

Her: Was it registered in joint names?

Me:Yes.

Her: Why did you get an inspection?

Me: [Grrrrr].

***

So, the Scarlet Lady was inspected and is now registered and her owner licensed. And out two hundred and forty bucks. Good work MVR. Now I just have to figure out how to put on the new rego plate (and get the old one off first).

The essential scootering kit.