Friday, March 16, 2007

The laziest (and longest) post EVER

Ok, so everyone else is doing it, so why can't I?
And also, I figured out how to roll up the things on my sidebar.
AND I rolled up the incredibly long list of the things I want the boys to bring me which was very very complicated and difficult for someone like me who doesn't know things like that. (LMC, are you listening?)

So yes. I was on msn last night. I was talking to LMC and Carla and then Helena was on there too.
Unfortunately LMC exited the conversation before I had a chance to save it so you don't get to read it. (Ok, her leaving doesn't close mine. It just makes me go, "Well fine. Fuck you. X this, bitch" and close the window. So yeah.)

Here we go.
PART ONE, IN WHICH WE FIGHT OVER JAKE GYLLENHALL AND DECIDE WE DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPEAK ENGLISH

My personal message thing says ""Boys are stupid." "I'm with you so far..."" which is from House which some people would know if they got to watch it.

carlabalalablahblah says: boys are SO not stupid
carlabalalablahblah says: ok, some are
carlabalalablahblah says: like the Darwin ones

MissE says: and the adelaide ones

carlabalalablahblah says: but then jake gylenhaal comes along and you're all " i hope i was created from your rib so we can forever be connected

MissE says: i didnt realise jake gylenhaal was in darwin and that you two were so close
MissE says: and if i did, i would still think theyre stupid because HE SHOULD BE DOWN HERE DAMMIT

carlabalalablahblah says: HEY BACK OFF I SAW HIM FIRST HE'S MINE
carlabalalablahblah says: I'M 3 DAYS OLDER SO THAT MEANS HE AUTOMATICALLY COMES TO ME

MissE says: um no, you've lived a full life, i should get my chance at happiness
MissE says: BITCH

carlabalalablahblah says: hey Hey HEY respect your elders

MissE says: [a little icon thingie that flashes "Whatever" and "Minger".]
MissE says: ok can we move on now that we've decided he's mine

carlabalalablahblah says: do you know what a minger is

MissE says: yes its english and i was there

carlabalalablahblah says: what is it just so i'm clear since its english and you were there
carlabalalablahblah says: and he's mine

MissE says: yeah no idea
MissE says: its like... mingerish

carlabalalablahblah says: um ok

MissE says: and like hell

PART TWO, IN WHICH WE DISCUSS THE WEATHER, AND DECIDE WE REALLY DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPEAK ENGLISH

MissE says: i saw michael today

carlabalalablahblah says: hhh... what happened

MissE says: nothing
MissE says: it was very anti-climactic

carlabalalablahblah says: really
carlabalalablahblah says: what a let down

MissE says: how are you classes blah blah blah

carlabalalablahblah says: my comp doesn't nudge anymore send me a nudge

MissE says: you have no feelings

carlabalalablahblah says: i know I don't, but what about you'

MissE says: and i had none
MissE says: told you, boring

carlabalalablahblah says: really its over the up-in-the-air will they won't they thing is over already
carlabalalablahblah says: anti-climatic

MissE says: sorry i cant create some drama for you
MissE says: means you're against the weather

carlabalalablahblah says: what oh wait, is it anti-climactic really i left ONE letter out and you go all english lecture on me
carlabalalablahblah says: GOD@

MissE says: i always said anticlimatic but joan of arcadia told me i was wrong

carlabalalablahblah says: DUDE. please tell me you don't watch that crap
carlabalalablahblah says: you watch every re-run dontcha

MissE says: there are reruns?

carlabalalablahblah says: i don't know, i can only assume. STOP IT! you are not watching anymore joan of arcadia!

PART THREE, IN WHICH I BITCH ABOUT HELENA AND WE DECIDE TO TAKE OVER THE ENGLISH-SPEAKING WORLD

MissE says: awww
MissE says: helena has a boyfriend
MissE says: i should go see michael

carlabalalablahblah says: really go helena
carlabalalablahblah says: do you still like him

MissE says: no we're not really liking helena at the moment, try to keep up
MissE says: oops i didnt tell her about michael

carlabalalablahblah says: why are we not liking helena
carlabalalablahblah says: i don't remember us not liking helena

MissE says: hmm i cant really remember

carlabalalablahblah says: LOL

MissE says: oh yes, she ditched us in town one night
MissE says: and im a bitch

carlabalalablahblah says: ahh, yes, i like your logic. prime minister, why are we sanctioning new zealand i can't remember. and because i'm a bitch with a long memory

PART FOUR, IN WHICH WE PLAY UNO AND ARE INCREDIBLY MATURE

MissE says: and she's moving here!
MissE says: to my city!
MissE says: and also, are you TRYING to use up all my download that i just spent hard-centrelinked money on?
MissE says: UNO!

carlabalalablahblah says: AH

MissE says: what does challenge uno mean?

carlabalalablahblah says: no idea but i got one left t.

MissE says: biiiiitch

carlabalalablahblah says: I WON

carlabalalablahblah just sent you a nudge.

MissE says: dude i am aware of that

carlabalalablahblah says: aware of what that i won really

MissE says: yes really
MissE says: i want you next to me so i can make you DRAW FOUR
MissE says: UNO!!!!

carlabalalablahblah says: t bad you CAN'T

MissE says: [insert some icon thing here that I can't remember what it was but I don't think Carla liked it.]

carlabalalablahblah says: bitch

MissE says: hey guess what?!
MissE says: I WON!!!
MissE says: and also?
MissE says: i need to pee
MissE says: [insert the cutest icon EVER which basically says don't go away.]

carlabalalablahblah says: i might go somewhere
carlabalalablahblah says: i'll make that decision

MissE says: no you wont you're not the boss of...you!

carlabalalablahblah says: nuh-uh

MissE says: uh-huh!

carlabalalablahblah says: nuh-uh

MissE says: yeah-huh!

carlabalalablahblah says: thanks buddy

MissE says: green is good
MissE says: heeee! [as we find out what the Challenge Uno thing does.]

carlabalalablahblah says: WHY
carlabalalablahblah says: ha

MissE says: did you call uno?
MissE says: HA!

carlabalalablahblah says: BIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTCCHHHHHHH

So yes, that is the end. By which point you're all rolling your eyes and going, "Dude, we read through all of that crap, and for what? Why didn't she just roll it all up since she's so proud of her new skill and then we wouldn't have to read about her INCREDIBLE VICTORY AT MSN UNO. That's right."

MissE says: file
MissE says: save
MissE says: aaaand..
MissE says: exit!

FRIIIICCKKK!!! I don't want "Read The Rest" on every fucking page. No!!! Frick frick FRICK!

3 comments:

  1. dude you need to get out of the house

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  2. carlabalala8:28 pm

    i didn't realise there was a running theme in our conversation... english. gee, who woulda thunk?

    there i go again, abusing the written word. i should be jailed

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  3. i need to be here.
    at my computer.
    writing my museums essay.

    two out of three?

    ReplyDelete

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