Dear Channel 7,
You know I love you. Ok, there's that little thing where I abandon you on Wednesdays for a little while, but apart from that, it's all you baby.
I remember how excited we were when we got you up in Darwin for the first time. Good times in the hick town. We were obsessed with you, you were just so amazing and generous to come visit us in our little ole town.
And now! You've picked up Ugly Betty which was, by all accounts, going to be one of the best new shows on TV this year. As well as Heroes. And it looks like the predictions of both were pretty correct.
And so, it is these two shows I'd like to discuss with you.
As we all know, I am a little busy on Wednesday at 8:30. I'd appreciate it if you moved Heroes to 9:30 so I could go back to having Wednesdays as my TV night and to hell with the reading for my Thursday morning tut.
And the main event: Grey's on Sunday just does not work for me.
Despite the fact that, yes (Carla is awesome) I have all these episdoes on DVD, my computer is (still) not working so well with the CDs. Therefore, I am staying faithful to you. So you need to work with me here.
Sunday is Movie Night. The House Committee seems to be fairly immovable on this point, so it's going to have to be you, my one true love, who makes the sacrifices in this relationship.
We knew Grey's on Monday. We loooved Grey's on Monday.
Grey's on Sunday? Utter crap.
I look forward to you rearranging your programming schedule for my convenience.