So this-girl-I-know-by-sight and I had bonded over Vegemite and this guy's t-shirt about how to ditch a girlfriend. Then she clearly felt she should be 'making conversation' (possible rant-to-come right there) so she says:
"Did you straighten your hair?"
Only every single day since I got here.
Except this week, when I had barely raised a brush to it, let alone a bottle of shampoo.
Oh, and? Today my hair was in like eight little plaits all over my head.
"Yes I straightened my hair."
Silly girl, trying to talk before midday.