For the Royal Adelaide Show:*
"Miss it, and you'll have to wait a whole year."
What a load of crap. Or possibly, it's funny cos it's true? Nah, it's just crap.
For Toga Party:
"Toga: more than just a sheet." or something like that.
Incidentally, from what I can gather, Toga is the big event of the semester, along with Hall Ball which happens a bit later on. I should go right?
*Why are all the shows 'Royal'? I've not noticed any royalty wandering around sideshow alley or exploring the animal displays.