Hi, this is the Duty Tutor[Scum] for Friday night.
[Blah blah blah guests coming need carpark, move your cars.]
PS, this also includes scooters.
Oh, really? Like there's so many people coming that need the tiny space I steal between the kerb and the angle parking car space? So many important guest types drive scooters and I never even knew.
Piss off, Duty Tutors.