[Blah blah blah] received your application [blah blah blah] regret to inform you that your request has been denied.
[You may now proceed to one or more of the following:
a) have an aneurysm
b) burst into tears
c) sit for a full minute trying to process what in the hell is going on.]
BA Office [Life-ruiners].
I did then proceed to option D which was to go to the BA Office and
One administrative error and a heart attack later, they will be looking at my file and sending me a letter later in the week to tell me I'm back in.
I fricking hope.