Me: I'm bored someone tell me a joke...... please......
Someone: i don't know any jokes
Why does no-one know any jokes?!?!?! Does no one on earth know any jokes, what is the world coming to?!?!?
If there is any one out there that knows any jokes please comment so that when i next ask that question i will get a proper answer!!!
TY Skywalker
Two ducks were sitting in a pond. One duck says "Quack!"
ReplyDeleteThe other responded "You bastard, I was going to say that!"
A truly truly horrible joke. Don't you now wish I had responded "No, I don't know any jokes"?
one day st. peter decided that he needed a vacation, and he asked god if he could find someone else to man the pearly gates for a week or so.
ReplyDeletegod said: sure, pete. go ahead and enjoy yourself. may i ask where you're thinking of going?
and st. peter said: well, i hear that earth is lovely this time of year...
and god said: sure, earth is great. but, be careful. last time i went i knocked up some chick named mary, and they've been talking about it ever since.
ummmm, yeah. some guy told me that joke while i was bartending...probably 8 or 9 years ago.
i still remember it, because it is so terrible.
but, you demanded jokes, and it truly is the only one i know.
i hope you're happy.
Yep, they are jokes, bad ones perhaps, but jokes none the less
ReplyDeleteSee Em, take a leaf out of their books.......