On the plus side, it's really working out my stomach muscles, which is a great segue into my second point.
In our backyard, there is a shed. In the shed, there is an exercise bike.
Being that my physical activity has gone from playing (two grades plus social), coaching (two teams), and reffing basketball, to um, nothing, I thought maybe I should do something with this bike. Like, I don't know, exercise?
I'm sure this is all fascinating, but the point is that you can now pop back in any weekday and