You know how some people have faces that could stop traffic?
Turns out, not only do I stop traffic, I cause accidents by doing so!
Seriously, there I was, minding my own business, waiting to cross the road, when this lovely guy stops for me. So does the lovely lady behind him. Not so much the dopey guy behind her.
The woman lost her whole front bumper - it was impaled on the first guy's towbar. No-one was hurt thank god.
Luckily, I have the Scarlet Lady back now, and will never walk across a road again.