You know how some people have faces that could stop traffic?
Turns out, not only do I stop traffic, I cause accidents by doing so!
Seriously, there I was, minding my own business, waiting to cross the road, when this lovely guy stops for me. So does the lovely lady behind him. Not so much the dopey guy behind her.
The woman lost her whole front bumper - it was impaled on the first guy's towbar. No-one was hurt thank god.
Luckily, I have the Scarlet Lady back now, and will never walk across a road again.
There are people who still walk across roads? Seriously?
ReplyDeleteAnd I always knew your face could stop a thousand cars.
*snort* Were you wearing a short skirt?
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you weren't hurt! Stupid drivers apparently are the same 'round the world.
ReplyDeleteI almost caused an accident when I was 14.
True story!
Short shorts and a long shirt were involved. My mom blamed me. Humpf!