Do you have ANY IDEA how hard it is to find a calendar in February?
And not even a nice calendar. Just a calendar full stop. Any calendar would be fine.
Ok, that's not true. Because I did eventually (and I mean seriously eventually, like, all over Marion eventually) find a couple of calendars. However, I am not into puppy, kitten, horse, or rose themed ones and therefore I almost had to go without.
The one I eventually bought? Scenes from Adelaide. How freaking not awesome. And yet, better than the $5 yachting calendar I could have had.