Personally, I like 09 was feeling a bit left out. Everyone was complaining about how 2008 was the Year of Suck, and he got jealous, and threw a fit, and was all like, "You think that was bad? You ain't seen nothing, bitches."
And then he threw a virus at my computer, loss of signal at my internet, and fucking THIEVES at my SCOOTER. People are fuckers. That is all.
2009, you're a badass. We get it. Now can we just please try to get along?
OMG, your scooter was stolen? Well, I hope she completely died on the fuckers.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad to see you're well away from the fires, as is my friend in Lismore (the one near Brisbane.) It could be worse. It could always be worse.
Someone stole your scooter? WTF!?! You need to move here. Things like that don't happen here in the States (ok, that's a flat out lie, but I miss you!).
ReplyDeleteBut, if she caught them stealing her scooter here in the states, she could have shot them dead on the spot. Or hunted them down like Liam Neeson in Taken.
ReplyDeleteWell, maybe not. But everybody thinks America is like that...
Hope your 2009 improves! :)
ReplyDeleteDude, call the NCIS, CSI and Cold Case already, and make them find the Scarlet Lady!
ReplyDeleteHope it gets better :)
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